📡 OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT
DISCO DYSTOPIA: RAVE TRANSMISSION
A Compulsory Cultural Engagement Initiative™
[⚠️] I̷N̷ ̷A̷N̷ ̷A̷L̷T̷E̷R̷N̷A̷T̷E̷ ̷T̷I̷M̷E̷L̷I̷N̷E̷…
Following unprecedented societal disruptions, uprisings and AI malfunctions, the government has authorised a tightly-monitored rave at Plot 22.
This “controlled pilot" experiment in controlled celebration forms part of the Cultural Rehabilitation Programme (CRP), a multi-agency initiative intended to restore harmony through orderly hedonism.
This is not just a rave.
This is a civil obligation.
A State-Sanctioned Vibrational Adjustment Trial.
Attendance is strongly advised.
Branded as a “test of trust,” this operation will be overseen by the Supreme Bureaucratic Department of the Ministry of Sound (SBDMoS) and monitored in real-time by over 347 subsidiary departments, including The Department for Bassline Stability (DBS), The Bureau of Club Compliance (BCC) and The Vibe Calibration Authority (VCA).
The official line: Music was the cause of the collapse.
Now, partying is only permitted under state surveillance, in designated Bass Containment Zones, under licensed sound operatives, following submission of the Form D-1108-R (Application to Rave in a Monitored Environment).
This “Rave Transmission” is your one chance to be rehabilitated.
📝 Attendance Protocols:
Emotions must be declared in advance via Form C-43b.
Bass frequencies will be regulated for your safety.
Breaks and drops are to be kept within ministerial decency limits.
Movement quotas will be issued on arrival.
Vibes will be subject to random spot checks.
🎟 A limited number of government-subsidised tickets are now available for compliant and eligible citizens.Those without their Official Music Licence (Form 9-D) may experience delays, rectal searches, or relocation to the Offbeat Observation Units.
“We are deeply honoured to be collaborating with the Ministry on this absolutely essential cultural operation. It is a privilege to help recalibrate the national soul under such dignified supervision.”
— Dick Plottington, Plot 22 proprietor and Level 3 Fun Prevention Operatives
WARNING: SULLY has been flagged by the Intergalactic Communications Risk Committee (ICRC) for suspected Frequency Agitation and Vibe Deviation.
There are unconfirmed reports of unauthorised transmissions and improper amen use.
DISCO DYSTOPIA: RAVE TRANSMISSION
A night of tightly-regulated rhythm.
A party under watchful eyes.
A celebration you didn’t ask for, but now legally belong to.
Failure to attend may be interpreted as subversive activity.
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Please note: There will be some filming taking place at this event.