Primary School Christmas Anthems Brunch Early Sitting

Primary School Christmas Anthems Brunch

Sharpen your pencils and pop the prosecco — Christmas term is in session!

Hosted by North East drag legends Mutha Tucka as your fabulously fierce Head Mistress, and Latrine Lurka dishing out festive mischief as your Dinner Lady, this is the Christmas assembly you won’t want to skip.

We’re decking the (school) halls for a Christmas-themed brunch party packed with school dinner tapas, festive bangers, and enough nostalgia and glitter to land you on Santa’s good list.

Anthems Only: Christmas Edition

From carol service classics to school disco Christmas hits, expect 90s, 00s & early 10s festive anthems belted out like it’s the last day before the holidays.

Think Mariah meets Nativity play mayhem!

Menu Highlights:

• Turkey Dinosaurs with festive trimmings

• Quorn Nuggets (for the veggie elves!)

• Curly Fries & Christmas Beans

• That iconic Festive School Cake with sprinkles & icing snow

90 Minutes of Bottomless Drinks Include:

• Prosecco (for the staff room sparkle)

• Bottled Beer

• Festive Cocktails straight from Santa’s Lost Property Box

Expect:

• Carol books & Christmas blackboards

• Tinsel, hopscotch & chaos in the corridor

• End-of-term energy and holiday hangover warnings

Dress Code:

School chic with a festive twist — think ties, tinsel, and “Naughty List” blazers. Bonus points for Christmas jumpers and angel wings from your Year 2 nativity!

Whether you were a choir star or the class clown, this is your chance to relive the magic, mischief & mince pies of the school Christmas season — with drag, drinks, and dinosaur nuggets.

 Tickets are limited – don’t keep the Head Mistress waiting… or you’ll be singing “Silent Night” in detention!