Aw rate blood, being a Chav couldn’t be more dope! Now now, we’re not giving you attitude (honest gov) but we are launching the UK’s first Chav Brunch! Yes Brother, we are serious! We’re going proper hard, bowling down Board Street in our 9Carat G’s, sovereign gold rings and 90’s Chav attire! We will be tippexing our trainer’s solid white, pulling up our Polo shirts high, and bowling out in our Scrunchies for a daytimer like no other – like!!
Beat’s will be inspired by tunes representing the streets, think Bass/ Funky/ UK Hip Hop/ Garage/ Dancehall / Reggae/ Jungle/ Bashment/ R&B and whatever our DJ’s want! We have no rules, well just one. The main promoter has to go home by 7.30pm, before his tag goes off, hence why this is a daytime ting and ting! Sick!
Don’t get too emotional, it’s all-sweet. Just bag a ticket, innit bruv, dress up in your golden charms-garms and behave yourself. The day will be pure sweet, full of Burgers, Beats ‘n’ Beer as food will be served all day by the venue itself, the bar is fully stocked with cold taps and cocktails and the resident DJ’s mean business, as the party will be proper mental!
One Rule: Everyone - and we mean everyone - has to dress up in their best Chav Gear!
Rule Two: Be polite to the promoters Mum at the door.
Rule Three: Tell you mates, tell them to tell their mates and spread the word by sharing this event for a chance to win tickets to the launch.
Sweet, see you at Chav Brunch Rudie! Oh and check out our Chav It Up for some bloodclart-bumboclaat news on how to be the baddest Chav around!
Time: 12pm -7.30pm
Price: Early Bird £10.00, 2nd Release: £12.50, More at the door.
Food and Drink to be purchased separately.
Birthday Bookings:
If it's your birthday get in touch to reserve you space, for group's over 15+ (must purchase advance tickets in advance) we will provide a lovely cake (candels) and a Happy Birthday Ballon to make the party more special.
Tickets on sale from tomorrow.
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