Trash Fic

Dear Empowered Women of The Nineties! Trash Fic: Hellfrasier is just days away! Are you ready to learn just who the sexiest monster really is?! Are you ready for the chance to win fabulous prizes for the scariest/sexiest/most cursed costumes?! DO YOU WANT TO SEE SOME PEOPLE READING FAN FICTIONS LIKE THEY NORMALLY DO AT TRASH FIC?!?! There are still tickets available but they're going fast! We're just... DYING to see you!* Love from Ellie and Liam *That's just a little bit of Halloween fun from us there. Please don't worry about our, or anyone else's, wellbeing. It's just a little spooky** joke to get you in the mood for Trash Fic: Hellfrasier. We love you very much! ** BLERGH! Ha, got you again. No but seriously folks.

Dear Empowered Women of The Nineties, IT'S TOMORROW IT'S TOMORROW IT'S TOMORROW! We can tell you're just as excited as we are so here's some amazing news: There are still a few tickets available for Trash Fic: Fun Time's with the Hot Dog Boys!* Make sure your scoop them up like a hot dog from a crowded stadium floor before thousands of feet trample all over it, rendering it destroyed and disgusting! Hugs and kisses! Trash Fic *one of them's a girl** **and so can you

Dear Empowered Women of The Nineties, It has come to our attention that some of you have yet to become Hot Dog Boys*! We're sure that you're as shocked to learn about this as we are, but FEAR NOT! You can easily fix this HORRIFYING mistake by purchasing tickets to Trash Fic: Fun Times with the Hot Dog Boys!* today! Trust us, this is one hotted dog you won't want to miss! Hugs and kisses, Trash Fic *one of them's a girl** **and so can you