Funktion Tek

Join us as a Funktionalist. Part of a growing Army of Paramilitary Beatseekers. A raggle taggle bunch of clued up Scruffy Munters hell bent on infiltrating the mainstream cheesy clubland...and converting them to our Underground Militia. Our Manifesto is...Dance until yer Head Falls Off and then Dance some more. We use Covert Operational Tactics such as hiding behind the speakers and erm disguising ourselves as Zebras to snare unsuspecting passers by and lure them into our basement of mischief. Our Weapons of Mass Distraction are the Cross Fader and the Glow Stick. We drop Beats not Bombs but the result is equally as devastating... Choose Life... Choose Funktion Tek !! Peace Xx