Football Cliches Quiz

Has this player ever signed for West Ham? Can your footballing subconscious recognise a specific end of a Premier League stadium? Can you identify some iconic commentary played backwards? What depths of football Wikipedia can your brain handle?

After a sold out first outing in Leeds in June, the Football Clichés podcast brings its semi-legendary quiz to Newcastle for its second installment of 2025. You are invited to form a team (maximum of five people) to take on the most lovingly curated, enjoyably niche but highly playable football trivia challenge ever created.

Five rounds, a massive video screen and everything you love about the Football Clichés podcast quizzes, to settle who will become Newcastle’s first ever Football Clichés Quiz Live champions and take home the iconic trophy.