Eat Me: The Outer Space Edition

CAPTAIN’S LOG: (LONG AND BROWN) STARDATE MAY 10TH
THE CREW ARE ON RED ALERT, SHEILDS ACTIVATED!

We’re being chased by Emperor May’s Death Star and running out of fuel FAST! – so, the intergalactic space vessel S.S EAT ME has been forced to take one last trip (not that kind) into the unknown - and beyond!
Yes, comrades - we’re piloting our queer party vessel to the ONLY safe place for our kind left in the universe – the ONLY place the Lizard Race are truly afraid of - straight into the singularity of a BIG black hole!
So, whether you’re a cloud of pink mist, a BORG queen, an amorphous blob – whether you’re Klingon or a dingleberry, a Wookie or a Yoda - with Artificial Intelligence or just Natural Stupidity – you’re welcome aboard! But- resistance is futile, because we’ve set our phasers to STUN, scoured the dark moons of Uranus and made sure we’ve got something for EVERYONE!

Fresh from Sinkin’ the Pink – we’ve got yellow queen of Brum:
GINNY LEMON
and her co-hostess with the most-ess
MIDGITTE BARDOT
with big gay GALAXY of stars including:
THE NIGHT BUS
KALYPSO BANG
KEVIN LE GRANDE
BABS DARLING
The musical stylings of THE HUNGRY BITCHES to finish us off!

When the shows over and we’ve entered the singularity- stick around a hot minute and shake a tentacle as we take you to another dimension in our Infinity Ball PREACH!
featuring:
the delectable superstar DJ Miss Tracy Wilder aka SILK TRAY
and dirty disco hunk of rock JOSH CHERRY

And, for only 10$ more - why not enjoy the show with our around the world delicious
EAT ME: THE OUTER SPACE EDITION
Three Course Black Hole Buffet:

Entrée: Neptune’s Moons
A selection of scrumptious maki sushi rolls stuffed with a whole gardens worth of fresh veg served with ponzu sauce + wasabi mayo

Main: Soylent Greenz
home-fried nacho chips topped with *secret ingredient* chili, queso cheese sauce + green salsa

Dessert: Snack Hole Chocolate Chip Wookie
a decadent stardust dipped chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich that’ll keep you warm in the cold vacuum of space
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JOIN US in our costume competition for the chance to win Ferenghi gold, a night with Princess Leia and a much coveted SPACE in the holodeck hall of fame
CATEGORY IS:

WORMHOLE WITCH ALL UP IN THIS SITCH
I, BROBOTTOM
BARBARELLA’S BANG-BANG POINTY BRA SUPERSTAR
HARD FEMME CAPTAIN ASS KICKER 9000
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF A TURD KIND / STARSHIT POOPERS
DR. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
MY WIG SO BIG IM A SPACE INVADER, FIRST NAME DARTH, SECOND NAME VADER
E.T PHONE HOMO SLIME TIME WITH A SLICE OF LIME
THE CREATURE OF THE BLACK LAGOON – “NEVER WALKING, ALWAYS CRAWLING”
I KISSED AN EWOK AND I LIKED IT
or whatever the hell you fancy!

DOORS OPEN AT 8.00
EAT ME CABARET STARTS AT 8.30 SHARP
ENDS AT 10.30
PREACH! DISCO 11-3AM
then YOUR HOUSE - TIL ABOUT 5PM THE NEXT DAY ;)

Tickets
£5 - just preach! (11-3am)
£10 - cabaret + preach! disco
£20 - 3 course dinner, cabaret + preach! disco
(CONCESSIONS AVAILABLE, JUST ASK! via eatmeandpreach@gmail.com – where you can also let us know if you have any access requirements)

May the 10th be with you!