"And then there’s this guy named Bob Log, you ever heard of him? He’s this
little kid — nobody ever knows how old he is — wears a motorcycle helmet
and he has a microphone inside of it and he puts the glass over the front so
you can’t see his face, and plays slide guitar. It’s just the loudest strangest
stuff you’ve ever heard. You don’t understand one word he’s saying. I like
people who glue macaroni on to a piece of cardboard and paint it gold. That’s
what I aspire to basically”
Bob Log III, Fat Possum recording artist and one man band crown prince of
punk blues from Tuscon, Arizona. Witnessing Bob Log live is an unmissable
and unforgettable experience. By rights he should be a punk blues stadium
super star. He takes to the stage with his face masked in a crash helmet with
a black visor and a telephone wired in it for a mic and wearing a blue jump
suit. Bob then unleashes a torrent of hardcore Mississippi Delta blues, hip hop
beats and punk rock. The crash helmet telephone distorts the vocals and his
hands, arms, legs and feet become a blur of jump suit clad limbs as he plays
slide, triggers drum machines and drums with his feet simultaneously. Bob
then adds extra ingredients to this punk blues bouillabaisse with his unique
version of audience participation. More often them not he’ll bounce a couple
of audience members on his knees while playing, and then bring on the
infamous Boob Scotch. The audience are invited to literally stick their boob in
his scotch which he then drinks. If Bob feels satisfied he will then launch into
his anthem Boob Scotch!
Bob Log’s identity and history is shrouded in mystery and rumour, probably
helped by his stage get up and also when his record company Fat Possum
put out an early press release claiming Log had a monkey’s paw grafted on
to his wrist after a boating accident as a child. Here’s an excerpt....."When
Bob Log III was a child, he lost his left hand in a boating accident. It was soon
replaced with a monkey paw, and a new guitar style was born. 'It's my own
personal style, see,' Log says, 'the paw moves much quicker than a normal
hand, so my real hand has to flop around a lot to compensate.'" When asked
to explain Fat Possum’s insistence that his right hand is a monkey’s paw, Log
replied to an interviewer that, “My hand is just hairy. Very, very hairy. It is NOT
a PAW. Fat Possum was drunk.” Log further clarified the monkey paw myth
in an interview with Bizarre Magazine: "I've got all my limbs. It's just that when
I'm playing my guitar my hand moves so fast it looks like a monkey paw, a
hairy paw. My hand moves really fast. Faster than a normal human hand”
In fact Bob Log III was born in Tucson, Arizona and is a virtuoso slide player
who plays with extremely thick strings tuned very loose that gives him his
unique “floppy” sound. Growing up, Log listened to artists such as Chuck
Berry, Bo Diddley and AC/DC, later commenting that "That's what rock'n'roll
is to me. You take a guitar, turn it up and have a good time…everyone else
can go listen to Pearl Jam if they want to.” Bob Log got his first guitar at the
age of 11, and by the age of 16 he had become smitten with Delta Blues,
modelling his slide guitar style on that of Mississippi Fred McDowell. Log
began his music career recording with Mondo Guano, a four-piece metal-
blues band based in Arizona. Upon leaving Mondo Guano, Log went on to
perform as one-half of seminal early Delta punk blues duo Doo Rag. Bob
Log III was born when Bob was in the middle of a US tour with Doo Rag and
his drummer quit. With necessity , ever the mother of invention, Bob donned a
helmet he had picked up in a thrift store, took to the stage and kicked his
guitar case for percussion and thus the legend of Bob Log was born. Bob Log
eventually found his spiritual home on maverick Mississippi blues label Fat
Possum in 1998 and released a trio of classic records: School Bus, Trike and
Log Bomb.
In this current world of homogenised and mass marketed music, we need true
mavericks like Bob Log III more than ever.