🚨🛠️🥴 HALF BROKEN KRU x SIR FRANCIS DONK TAKEOVER 2026 🥴🛠️🚨
Something is very wrong.
The speakers are sweating.
The donk has escaped containment.
We’re taking over SAWAN NIGHTCLUB, PLYMOUTH (DEVON) for a night of HARD BASSSSSLINE, WEAPONISED DONK, and SERIOUSLY SILLY TUNES until your knees start filing complaints.
🎧 DJS CAUSING PROBLEMS:
🔩 Construkt
🐀 Moley
⚡ G Whizz
🪩 Disco Stu
💰 Tenbag
👹 Squonk
🫘 5 Bean Salad
🤡 Silly Billy
Expect:
🔊 basslines so rude they should apologise!!!
🐎 donk rhythms that activate your fight-or-flight
🌀 silly edits, nonsense drops & zero decorum
😵💫 accidental spiritual experiences on the dancefloor
📍 Sawan Nightclub
📍 Plymouth, Devon
📍 No thoughts. Just donk.
Bring your mates.
Lose your dignity.
Respect the donk.