Utopia 5th April | Mid-Exam Party

📚 UTOPIA: MID-EXAM ESCAPE PARTY 🎉

This isn’t just a party. It’s a necessary act of academic self-care.

Forget how many citations you still need, how many lectures you didn’t watch, and how the library is starting to smell like stress and Monster Energy.

We’re bringing you the ultimate mid-crisis release: bass, booze, and brutal Mario Kart battles.

🛞 THE TOURNAMENT:

Battle it out on our giant 12-foot projector in a Mario Kart showdown for the ages.

🏆 1st Place: Utopia Black Card (free entry to every event, all year)

🥈 2nd Place: Wii Console Bundle (including Mario Kart!)

🥉 3rd Place: 8 Free Drinks (enough to forget you came third)

🧠 Study hard. Race harder.

Come take a break from pretending to revise and do what students do best: procrastinate, party, and try to win free stuff.

✨ What else is going down?

🎮 Unlimited Retro Gaming — PS2s, N64s, Wiis, and arcade classics

💥 Beer Pong & Chaos Cups – rules made to be broken

💫 UV Face Paint & Free Photo Booth – look iconic, remember nothing

🍻 £3.50 pints | £4.50 doubles | £2 shots – even your overdraft says yes

🔊 Disco, House, Garage & exam rage singalongs (yes, Mr. Brightside is back)

Mid-exam madness is calling.

See you on the track 🏎️✨