ABSOLUTE S***E -"The worst night of your life GUARANTEED!!

The worst night of your life GUARANTEED!!

"Brrmmmm Brmmmm" - Chris Evans

“Ooh I’ve snapped one off here” Cher

“You’d never get this dross in Cheshire’ - Stockport West Weekly

"Everything I’m not made me everything I am. In my humble opinion, that’s a prophetic statement. Gandhi would have said something like that" Kanye West

“Proof if were needed that the English are pure shi*e and we’re well shot of them” Nicola Sturgeon

“I’d have run a 3 minute mile to not hear that bobbins” Sir Roger Bannister

“Not what Manchester needs at all.” Pat Karney (city centre spokesman & photo-opp seeker)

Leave your credibility at home, come down and fill your ears with an evening of splendidly curated cack.

Say it plain and say it proud - this thing is absolute sh…..

Saturday 22nd August 11pm @ The Ruby lounge.

Crazy Town Dead or Alive Eiffel 65 Five KC and the Sunshine Band Mark Morrison Kansas R Kelly Ricky Martin Salt-N-Pepa Shaggy Will Smith Whigfield Avril Lavigne Sinitta Huey Lewis and the news A-Ha Ant & Dec Foreigner MC Hammer Enrique Iglesias Baha Men Kanye West Yazz Right Said Fred So solid crew Chumbawamba Body Rockers Barry Manilow Bananarama Boney M Bowling for soup Starship Celine Dion Sonia Michael Bolton Falco Jason Donovan U2 The Darkness The Spin Doctors Phil Collins Milli Vanilli Culture Club Shakin Stevens Hanson Ace of Base Meatloaf Shania Twain Savage Garden Sugar Ray Cher Space Aqua Nickelback Billy Ray Cyrus T'Pau Dr Alban My Chemical Romance David Hasselhoff Craig David The Vengaboys Black Lace Jennifer Lopez Rick Astley 2 Unlimited Jimmy Nail Lighthouse Family Sisqo Pink Bloodhound Gang Kid Rock N-Sync Boomfunk MC's Babylon Zoo Cornershop

Plus many many more piles of Absolute Sh**e....

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