Boz’s Eurovision Bash

Ooh‑ahh JUST A LITTLE BIT? Sweetheart, we are so far beyond “a little bit” we’re basically recreating the Eurovision Grand Final in my living room while Käärijä screams in the corner. Boz’s Eurovision Bash is BACK and it’s serving more chaos than a Balkan ballad with 14 key‑changes. We’ve got John’s Eurovision Bingo — proper MUSIC bingo, where he blasts Eurovision songs like an overexcited national‑final DJ and you scramble to mark them off — plus my glitter‑drenched Eurovision quiz with REAL prizes, not the emotional consolation prize of finishing 26th.

It’s a bring your own drinks and bring your own snacks kind of night — simple, clear, no acronyms, no confusion. And as always we’re going FULL DISCO: smoke machine, lasers, disco lights, the whole shebang. If you don’t leave feeling like you’ve just performed in the Eurovision interval act, I’ve failed.

Our last event sold out faster than Chanel’s slow‑mo hair flip, so grab your ticket — BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY COMING. No‑shows are NUL POINTS behaviour and mean someone else loses a spot, which is basically Eurovision treason.

Please arrive for 8pm prompt as that’s when we’ll start playing the games. 

This is a private event for people who know me or are part of the East Midlands Eurovision Society. If you’re not one of those, your ticket will be cancelled faster than a national final where the pyro budget catches fire.