DEADMEET26

DEADMEET IS BACK!

The wildest, most fun and, let's be honest, best comedy festival DEADMEET returns to for it's third edition after an incredible first two editions.

A new bigger and better venue and twice the chaos as we spread over two days and invite you to bring your camping gear and get right on it for an entire weekend of hilarious debauchery.

A comedy and podcast festival like no other. A party you'll never want to forget that you have no chance of remembering. Two full days and nights with some of the best comedians on the planet, live shows from some of the funniest comedy podcasts in the country, tattoos, wrestling, violence, degeneracy plus tons of wild surprises. There's gonna be gimps. 

Leave your problems, your good judgement and your concern for your personal safety behind you and come experience pure, blissfully ignorant carnage. It's going to get messy. 💀

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🚨 FAQs 🚨

THE BASICS

When and where is the festival?

DeadMeet26 will take place on 10th July - 11th July at Cheshire Showground, Clay House Farm, Knutsford, WA16 0HJ

This is our first 2-day event, so you can buy a ticket for both days, or just a day ticket for each day.

Camping tickets are available

What are the opening times of the main festival site?

The site will be open from 12pm - late (end time TBC, but we’ll have stuff on till the early hours) on both 10th and 11th July.

Can I leave the event site and then come back?

Yes you can leave and come back as long as you have your valid wristband and are back in before 19:30.

Is there any accommodation on site?

Yes! Brand new for this year, you will be able to camp at DeadMeet26. We’ll have a campsite available if you buy a weekend ticket with camping. Nobody else will be allowed on the campsite. Alternatively you can stay in any of the surrounding areas, there are loads of hotels including a couple of Travel Lodges and Premier Inns a short taxi ride away in Knutsford and Northwich.

Give it a google. We’re not going to do everything for you.

How old do you need to be?

The event is 18+ obviously. We operate a challenge-25 policy upon entry and at all bars. Please bring Photo ID with you. If you are fortunate to look younger than 25 you will be asked to provide photo ID to gain entry and to be served at the bar. Tom is bringing his ID just in case and he’s 38.

Is there a dress code?

Of course not. Wear whatever you want. We encourage you to buy merch (please by merch, we need to recoup some of our losses)

Saturday is fancy dress day (totally optional but strongly encouraged). The theme will be revealed soon. 

Is the event outside?

This is a festival-style event and is open air so please dress accordingly and ensure you keep warm throughout. There is an indoor area and all the stages will be covered, but much of the space between stages is outdoors. It is also in the North of England so prepare for rain.

Can I bring a bag?

You can bring big bags onto the campsite to bring all your camping supplies etc.

You can bring a small bag into the main festival site, this will be searched upon entry. We class small bags as no larger than 35cm x 40cm x 19cm (no bigger than an A4 sheet of paper).

We do not allow large bags into the festival site.

Can I bring a gas stove / BBQ / heater for our tent?

No. No cooking or fires of any kind are allowed on either the main site or campsite.

Can I bring camping chairs/umbrellas and blankets?

Camping chairs and flags are permitted on the campsite only, not the main festival site.

Other items not permitted on the main festival site:

Lanterns, Flares & Torches

Drinks

Food

Flags or Flag Poles

Banners

Illegal drugs or substances

Sharps (including nail files)

Laser Pens

Glass Bottles (including perfume)

Aerosols (including deodorant)

Animals

Large Bags & Rucksacks

Can we bring suncream with us?

Yes, but no glass bottles.

Can I bring a dog?

No, unless it’s a guide or assistance dog.

TICKETS

Where can I buy tickets?

Pre-sale tickets go on sale at 12pm on Friday 28th November at patreon.com/deadmentalkpod to Patreons only (But you can sign up to a 7-day free trial to get your tickets, and also enjoy all the patreon benefits)

Tickets will be on general release from 12pm on Friday 5th December at deadmeetfestival.com

How much are tickets?

Ticket prices (exc booking fee) are:

Full Weekend Ticket (no camping) £109.50

Full Weekend Ticket (with camping) £138

Friday Day Ticket £62

Saturday Day Ticket £62

Weekend Car Park Pass £10

Do I need to print my tickets out?

The easiest way to show your ticket is by using your phone. You can save the PDF to your phone, or use the Fatsoma app or email.

We will of course also accept a printed out copy of your ticket. Please have your ticket ready to be scanned so you can get into the event quickly and smoothly.

Can I buy a ticket on the day when I get there?

Tickets will not be available to purchase on site. We expect to be sold out, so even if you’re coming for one day please buy your ticket ahead of time as you will be refused entry without a valid ticket.

ACTS & SET TIMES

Who will be performing at DeadMeet26?

We announce a new act every week over on the @deadmeetfestival instagram, so give us a follow on there to be kept up to date on acts as and when they're announced. We’ll have comedy, wrestling, music, freaks and anything else we think you’ll like.

What time will the performances start?

Performances will start from 1pm

What are the set times?

Set times will be confirmed nearer to the time; keep an eye out on our social media channels for set times.

https://www.instagram.com/deadmentalkingpod/

https://www.instagram.com/deadmeetfestival/

https://x.com/DeadMenTalkPod

ACCOMMODATION

Can I camp at DeadMeet26?

Yes. BUT… You need to buy a weekend ticket with camping. Anybody without a camping ticket will not be allowed access to the campsite at any point.

The campsite is for tents only. Campervans are not allowed and will be turned away at the gates.

The campsite will be accessible from 9am on Friday 10th July.

We respectfully request that all tents are removed from the campsite 12pm (noon) on Sunday 12th July.

Please take away everything you came with when you leave. Don’t be a scruff.

Can I camp next to my car?

No.

We have separate car park and camping fields. You'll have to carry your stuff from one to the other. Don't worry though, these are not far apart.

Can I bring a campervan or caravan?

The kind of insurance we have doesn’t allow us to offer campervan or caravan tickets and therefore they are not permitted on site. Not even in the car park.

Can I stay off-site?

Of course you can. There are plenty of hotels in the surrounding areas if you need one. There are two travel lodges and two Premier Inns close in Northwich and Knutsford that are pretty cheap, plus hundreds of other options. Give it a google

TRAVEL

Can I park at DeadMeet?

Yes! We now have a car park. Car park passes are available to pre-book for £10. There may still be parking available on the day but it's not a guarantee so we advise pre-booking to avoid disappointment.

Is there public transport to get me there?

You can get public transport, however the stops aren’t conveniently close to the showground. The nearest public transport stops are

Bus:

Pear Tree Drive (3 miles)

Raynors Corner (2.5 miles)

Train:

Knutsford Train Station (6 miles / 11 min drive)

Can I get a taxi?

We strongly recommend pre-booking any taxis. These companies have not been vetted and verified by the festival, but local taxi numbers are:

Cheshire Car Taxi 01606 499 99

Knutsford Taxis 01565 740 540

AB Cabs Knutsford 07473 366 888

Or try Uber.

FOOD & DRINK

Can I bring food and alcohol in with me?

You can bring up to 18 cans OR 1 box of wine (up to 3L) OR 1 bottle of spirits (up to 1L - not glass - plastic or metal only) into the campsite ONLY

You can’t bring alcohol into the main festival site, but we do have fully stocked bars & our food offer is curated by local quality street food traders.

There are also soft drinks available to purchase at the bar and free drinking water is also available upon request.

Will there be food?

Yes, loads of food stands selling all sorts of food and drinks.

Will there be enough bars and ways to get a drink?

We've listened to your feedback from last year and we want to reassure everyone that we have improved the bar situation to reduce queues and make sure everyone has better access to food and beverage. We're delighted to be working with an external company that know what you guys are here for... And they are definitely gonna make that happen

What payment method does the bar accept?

The main bar takes payments via card or cash. Other concessions may vary.

What time does the bar shut?

The bars will close at midnight.

FACILITIES & SECURITY

Will there be showers?

Yes, there will be showers available on the campsite only. Please use them you smelly bastards.

Will there be toilets?

Yes. Obviously there will be toilets. What a stupid question.

Will there be security?

Yes. Security searches will be in operation at entry to both the campsite and the festival ground as per legal requirements and at the discretion of our external security company. Please make sure you have no prohibited items on you as this may slow down your entry and you may be refused entry.

Security will also be on site to keep everyone safe and make sure nobody is being a dick. If you see someone being a dick, let security or a staff member know.

What happens if I’m being a dick?

Anyone being unnecessarily dick-ish will be removed by security with no refunds. Don’t talk during the acts obviously as it’ll ruin it for everyone else. Have a laugh, but don’t be a cunt and you’ll be sound.

Will there be gimps?

Yes. You.

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DeadMeet 2026 Terms and Conditions

The terms and conditions below (“Terms”) apply to your purchase of tickets (“Tickets”) and your entry (“Entry”) to DeadMeet Festival (the “Event”) taking place at Cheshire Showground, Cheshire (the “Site”) on such dates as specified on your Tickets which is being presented by and on behalf of DeadMeet Ltd (“The Promoter”)

By purchasing your Tickets and entering the Event, you agree to be bound by (i) these Terms; and (ii) the regulations of Cheshire Showground, as the landowner.

Conditions of Entrance

1. You must produce a valid Ticket to gain Entry to the Event.

2. Last entry to the Site is 19:30.

3. Tickets are limited to the quantity specified at purchase to discourage unfair buying practices.

4. Lost or stolen Tickets are your responsibility. Barcode Tickets will be scanned upon Entry; only the first Ticket scanned will be permitted Entry. Treat your Ticket like cash, and avoid sharing barcodes on social media. Lost or stolen tickets will not be replaced.

5. Any and all wristbands or accreditation remains the property of the Promoter until 23:30 after the Event.

6. Wristbands that have been tampered with or have been removed will be invalid. Lost or missing wristbands will not be replaced

7. Right of admission is reserved. The Promoter reserves the right to refuse entry to anyone in breach of these Terms & Conditions.

8. Tickets are non-transferable, non-refundable and not resellable unless otherwise notified by your ticket agent. Unlawful resale or attempts to resell Tickets are prohibited and may result in cancellation without refund, denied Entry, or eviction from the Site.

9. Tickets may not be used for any Commercial Activity without prior written approval from Us. (“Commercial Activity”) means any commercial, promotional or trading activity including but not limited to; paid or sponsored social media posts, brand influencing, gorilla marketing advertising, competitions, contests, sweepstakes, or giveaways in connection with other products or services. All Commercial Activity is prohibited without our prior written permission. Unauthorised use may result in cancellation without refund or denied Entry. The Promoter reserves the right to issue takedowns, seek damages and or charge retrospective fees for any unauthorised Commercial Activity.

Event Conditions

1. The Event is outdoors; no refunds are provided for inclement weather, bring suitable clothing and footwear.

2. Entrance to the campsite is only allowed with a valid campsite wristband.

3. No alcohol can be brought into the festival arena. Alcohol is allowed on the campsite, as long as it does not exceed 18 cans OR 1 box of wine (up to 3L) OR 1 bottle of spirits (up to 1L - not glass - plastic or metal only)

4. Campervans and live-in vehicles are not permitted on site. Sleeping in any vehicle is not permitted.

5. Climbing or standing on fences, barriers, trees, walls, or structures is strictly prohibited, and may result in eviction from the Site.

6. The artist line-up, attractions, and Site layout are subject to change at any time without notice. All advertised performance times are also subject to change. The Promoter retains the right to alter or vary the Event programme.

7. Once purchased, Tickets cannot be exchanged, refunded, or returned unless the Event is cancelled. Refunds are not provided if:

   1. The Event is stopped for any reason after it has started;

   2. The Event’s start time is delayed;

   3. The Event’s start time changes but the date does not.

8. Neither we nor any other party shall have liability beyond the face value of the Ticket.

9. We reserve the right to implement or withdraw ticketing offers and promotions at any time.

10. In purchasing a Ticket, you agree to pay the price stated at the time of purchase, which is not subject to previous or subsequent offers.

Safety, Security, and Prohibited Items

1. For safety, security searches of persons, bags, and other items may be conducted upon Entry and exit. Prohibited items include

   1. Fireworks, laser pens, Chinese lanterns, airhorns, klaxons or flares.

   2. Alcohol, illegal drugs, or legal highs including nitrous oxides

   3. Animals (with the exception of assistance dogs)

   4. Glass including but not limited to perfume bottles and similar containers.

   5. Hi-Vis waistcoats, jackets or vests

   6. Bicycles or scooters

   7. Food & drink (with the exception of medical requirements), cool boxes, picnic hampers

   8. Unauthorised motorised vehicles, except for disability access

   9. Pens or paint

   10. Loose glitter

   11. Unmanned aerial vehicles; Drones

   12. Anything which could be considered an offensive weapon or could cause danger or nuisance.

2. Crowd surfing and moshing are prohibited. Fires and fire-related activities are also prohibited.

3. Unauthorised professional photography or filming equipment, including drones, is not allowed.

4. Strictly no trading, marketing, or flyposting by any Ticket holder without prior written consent of the Promoter. The Promoter may charge a retrospective fee for any Commercial Activity, including filming, on the Site.

Event Conduct and Liability

1. Admission is at the ticket holder's own risk. The Promoter is not liable for any loss, injury, or damage to other patrons at the Event, including but not limited to theft or damage to property or vehicles caused by the Ticket Holder's negligence or third-party actions.

2. Ticket holders may be evicted and reported to the Police if they pose a risk to safety, disrupt others’ enjoyment, or threaten the Event's operation and or the License conditions.

   1. Examples include but are not limited to intoxication, illegal drug use, underage entry, or failure to comply with security or Event staff instructions.

   2. The Promoter retains the right to evict any Ticket Holders who contravenes the site Code of Conduct.

Age Restrictions and Responsible Adult Requirement

1. Ticket Categories and age brackets:

   1. General Admission 18+ years

2. General Age Conditions:

   1. Age requirements apply on the date of festival attendance (not the ticket purchase date).

   2. Photographic proof of age (Driver’s License, Passport, or a PASS Scheme ID) is required at Entry.

   3. Admission may be refused, or surcharges applied, if the ticket type does not match the holder's age.

Measures for Global Emergency, Pandemics or Epidemics

1. In the event of a global emergency, pandemic or epidemic the Promoter will comply with all current HM Government Legislation, Regulations and Statutory Guidelines in relation to public health rules, policies and guidance which can be subject to change at short notice.

   1. On the occasion that safety measures are in place to mitigate the risk of a global emergency, pandemic or epidemic the promoter retains the right to change entrance policies according to government advice. Non-compliance may result in denied Entry or ejection. You recognise the inherent risk of exposure to a global emergency, pandemic or epidemic in any public place and acknowledge that the Promoter is not responsible for illness or death caused as a result of exposure at our event.

   2. If the Promoter is required to reduce the capacity of the event due to a Global Emergency, pandemic or epidemic Tickets will be cancelled, refunded, or offered as rollovers to a future event based on the purchase date.

   3. The Promoter reserves the right to alter or remove public safety measures in response to government guidance or at our discretion.

Filming, Photography, and Use of Images

1. CCTV and film cameras may be used for health, safety, crime prevention, and Event recording. By entering the Event Site, the ticket holder understands and consents to be recorded or photographed.

2. Ticket holders consent to be filmed or recorded and understand that footage may be used for commercial distribution without payment.

Additional Policies and Notices

1. Smoking, vaping and the use of E-cigarettes is prohibited in enclosed spaces, including tented structures

2. Tickets purchased from unauthorised agents or third parties are invalid, and Entry will not be permitted.

3. Strobe lighting, pyrotechnics, lasers, and smoke machines may be used during the Event.

4. We operate a Challenge 25 policy for alcohol sales. A valid ID is required if you appear under 25.

5. Official merchandise will be available onsite. Please be cautious of unofficial traders, and street traders

6. Please only use the toilets and urinals provided. Do not pollute the Festival Site.

7. Please use the recycling bins provided.

8. The Event Site is free of single-use plastic. Please do not bring single-use plastic onsite.

Data Protection and Licensing

1. All personal data collected by the promoter will be kept in line with the GDPR and the Promoter’s Privacy Policy

2. No Personal Data will be sold or transferred to 3rd parties.

3. Please view your Ticketing agent's terms and conditions.

4. To find further information on data protection and your right to erasure, please see the Promoters Privacy Policy.

5. The Event is subject to obtaining the relevant licenses.

Purchasing Tickets

1. Please refer to our ticketing agents terms and conditions for full terms of service. Payment plans may be available.

   1. Fatsoma Terms and Conditions

In the event of any conflict, the Festival’s Terms and Conditions prevail over any ticketing partner terms and conditions.

Jurisdiction

1. These Terms may be revised and posted on the Event website. Continued Event attendance signifies acceptance of any amended Terms.

These Terms and Conditions are governed by English Law, and the promoter agrees to the exclusive jurisdiction of the English courts.