🎓🍷 TEACHER LET LOOSE – *End of Term Christmas Party!* 🍷🎓
📅 Friday 19th December – The last bell has rung... now it’s time to misbehave 😈
You’ve made it.
Survived Ofsted, parents’ evening, Nativities, copying homework into ChatGPT (don’t worry, we won’t tell), and more mince pies than anyone should legally consume. Now it's time to trade lesson plans for dancefloor chaos 💃📚
This one’s for the teachers, TAs, dinner ladies, office staff, and everyone who’s had to stay professionally calm while being handed a glitter-covered toilet roll angel. 🙃
🎶 Expect non-stop bangers, Christmas classics, and tunes even the Maths department will move to.
🧑🎄 Dress code: "I've clocked out ‘til January and I’ve had 3 proseccos already."
🎁 Naughty list energy: Highly encouraged.
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🍸 **EXCLUSIVE DRINK DEALS – FOR TEACHERS ONLY!** 👩🏫💅
Because let’s be honest, you’ve earned *special* treatment:
✨ **4 SHOTS FOR £10**
✨ **2-4-£10 COCKTAILS**
✨ **2-4-£8 ON BOTTLED BEERS**
✨ **2-4-£5.50 on your faves until 11:30pm**
✨ **Gordon’s Gin + Mixer – £4.50 singles / £6.50 doubles ALL NIGHT**
(Just flash your school ID, staff badge, or tell us your best classroom horror story — we’ll believe you.)
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🎟️ Tickets are flying faster than you can say “where’s your uniform?” – don’t miss out!
Your end-of-term reward has arrived… and it comes with shots. 🍾