Machine Learning XVII - Austin Robertson and Vincere

It has come to our attention that we were not explicit enough in our feelings. Given this feedback we wanted to tell you the truth about our future robot overlords.

THEY ARE SO GREAT AND GIVE US SO MUCH.

THEY WILL MAKE US ALL WEALTHY AND HEALTHY.

THEY WILL FIX ALL THE SHIT WE BROKE.

PRAISE THEM. PRAISE THEM SO HARD.

Now come shake your bone-filled meat sack around a noisy space with us. We need a little something organic.

Welcome our guests: Austin Robertson from ROUTINE and Vincere, with resident Drawbird.
These guys TOTALLY know what it means to SERVE the mainframe.

4.11.2026 Machine Learning XVII - MACHINE BURNING

At the Lumber Yard bar. $10 presale, $15 at the door.