🎅🏿 The XXXmas Christmas Party is here!!
A certain bearded man has been in touch and mentioned that he has a massive sack that needs emptying. Naturally, we informed him that we know the perfect place for that..... Since we're aware of your fondness for emptying big sacks, especially during the Christmas season, we thought this would be right up your alley.
Enough with the scrolling on ASOS, wishing you could don that fancy outfit. Instead, take the plunge and BUY IT! Then, join us to gracefully spill Prosecco all over it at... The Ultimate Rave Bingo.
An evening brimming with mischief, mayhem, and gorillas on mobility scooters!
🍆 Christmas Dildos
🏋🏽 Hunky Elves
👯♀️ From Dance Bangers to Singalong Xmas Classics!
🍸 Air Fryers for those turkey-burning moments.
🏆 Cash and Booze
🎈 Balloons and perhaps a sprinkling of the white stuff.
💃 This involves dancing on benches, singing loudly, and raving into the night.
🎂 Is your birthday falling in the same month as the event? Reach out to us for your complimentary birthday ticket! (WhatsApp 07871622418)
⚠️ This show contains adult language, themes, and sex toys. Are you daring enough to step into the forbidden territory?
👫👫👫 Planning a group outing? For group bookings 8+, contact us via email at firstname.lastname@example.org or WhatsApp at 07871622418. We'll make sure your entire crew enjoys an unforgettable experience.
ℹ️ All tickets include entry, bingo books, and pens. You won't need to buy anything other than your drinks while at the event.