No guest list.
No curfew.
No neighbours that mind their business.
This Saturday it’s giving R&B House Party Chaos — the kind where the speakers are too loud, the kitchen is full, and nobody knows who actually lives there. 🏠🍾
From the moment you walk in it’s pure 90s & 00s R&B pressure.
Ashanti. Usher. Mary J. TLC. Destiny’s Child. Slow jams turning into scream-the-lyrics anthems.
With
🍸 50% OFF drinks ‘til 11PM — because the cozzy livs can 🖕 off!
🎟 £2 advance tickets — cheaper than your kebab
🍻 £5 singles / £3 double up — steady on
🍾 VIP booths from £100 — split it with the group, live your best life
🎶 Soundtrack:
Nothing but R&B classics, toxic singalongs, and hip hop that makes the whole room bounce. If you’re not whining, two-stepping, or slow grinding at some point… you’re doing it wrong.
🍾 Drinks Flowing, Phones Recording
Red cups. Flash on. Stories you might delete in the morning. The kind of night where the kitchen becomes the VIP and the hallway becomes the dancefloor.
👯♀️ Dress Code: Effortless But Dangerous
Baby tees, cargos, heels in hand by 1am.
Fresh trims. Oversized jerseys. Glossy lips.
Look like you “just threw this on” but still shut it down.
🔥 Energy:
Sweaty. Flirty. Unfiltered.
Singing into bottles like it’s a mic.
Arguing over who put that song on.
Running it back three times because it hits.
If it feels a little out of control…
Perfect.
This isn’t a polite party.
It’s a messy R&B house party.
And you’re definitely staying too late. 🎧🍾💋
Music stays undefeated all night:
✨Old school RnB throwbacks you scream the lyrics to🎶
✨Afro-swing to keep you moving, singing and gun fingers pointing👆
✨Big chart bangers that turn strangers into besties🔊💃
Messy in the best way💋
💸✨SATURDAYS AT BUDDHA — UNMISSABLE ✨💸