Machine Learning XVIII - HAÜS|GASM & Just Beef

Ok, we fired (set on fire?) our robot writer, they were terrible. They were totally imaginary, but some ideas just need to find a peaceful pasture to decompose in. We will celebrate their burning in July, stay tuned.

For now we’ve concocted in our grey matter computer a totally new robot writer that is telling me to do things. Let’s see where this goes.

White Center is a place that still feels like old Capital Hill. And it’s getting some of the attention it deserves. New lights, new crosswalk art, more venue collabs. So come celebrate pride month there with us. 

We are bringing some fantastic artists who are TOTALLY REAL AND NOT SIMULATIONS... uh.

THEY ARE MADE OF FLESH AND THAT MAKES THEM GOOD... hm.

HAÜS|GASM AND JUST BEEF WILL GET MAKE DO TUNE GOOD TO…  ok hold it.

NO. WE MUST NOT STOP. THEY WILL PLAY TIL YOU DROP. TEN BUCKS A POP. DIBBLE DIBBLE DOP... damn it.

Ok, just bear with us. Imaginary machine frenz seem to be dipping into the old script database a bit hard.

Just come dance with us. We have good music and visuals and libations.

6.13.2026 Machine Learning XVIII - MACHINE LEARNING GOOD - PRIDE EDITION

At the Lumber Yard bar in White Center. $10 presale, $15 at the door.