Welcome to the rudest, raunchiest, and most unapologetically cheeky Christmas party of the year!
Forget Candy Cane Lane – this is C_nted at Christmas, where festive cheer gets a little naughty, the mistletoe’s *very* busy, and the Christmas spirit comes with a side of sass 😈🎅
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⏰⏰⏰ BEAT THE CLOCK DRINKS DEALS!⏰⏰⏰
The earlier you arrive, the cheaper your drinks — because why pay full price when you can get merry on a budget? 🍹💸
Doors open early: grab your cocktails at a steal!
Stay late? You’ll pay for the privilege... but it’s totally worth it 😉
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🎁 Expect:
🍬 Candy canes with an attitude
🎶 Bangers that’ll have you dancing under the mistletoe like no one’s watching
🍸 Naughty festive cocktails & cheeky giveaways
💃 A crowd that’s here to party hard, laugh louder, and get *c_nted* (you know what we mean!)
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👗 Dress code: Bring your festive sass.
From glitter to leather, from Santa hats to something a little less traditional — just make sure you’re ready to party like you’ve been *very* naughty this year.
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🎟️ Tickets are flying faster than Santa down the chimney – don’t get left on the naughty list!
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Ready to get C_nted this Christmas? We thought so. 🎄🔥