After obliterating half of London's clubland Crossrail 1 seems to be more likely to gain abandoned monument status than to open as a transport network. Maybe it could instead be used for planting fresh vegetables underground for hungry Londoners. Local produce has the lowest carbon footprint, so growing potatoes and exotic fresh herbs has to be the most sensible option for this colossal catalogue of errors. The European Investment Bank is no longer offering the best terms for investment in the sequel Crossrail 2 which has loomed over and threatened to devastate Torrens St. Theresa May was looking for alternative funding for that one ..but.. It seems that Slimelight will be around for some time to come. So in the meantime we mark surviving another bizarre year passing by with sticky dancefloors, rowdy racket and smoke.
Slimelight 32nd Birthday party 3 floors and 4 dance floors:-
Floor 1: Industek/Industrial/ Wax Trax +++ with Xotox live
Floor 2: EBM / Electro / futurepop / aggrotech / tbm / dark tech including a lot of classic dance floor hits from over the years
Floor 3: Goth: goth / wave / old school
Floor 4:"Return of the 80's" floor featuring the best of new romantic, synthpop, indie, electro, rock, and a little cheese! + Plus courtyard tube train bar + BBQ + ball pit + we will be allowing folks to get in to the Slime birthday party at members rate IF YOU BRING YOUR CARD even if your card is decades out of date!
Please note that its illegal smoke inside the venue, If you drive to the venue in a car/van/motorbike/motorhome older than 3 years old you may need to pay an Ultra Low Emission Zone (ULEZ) charge of between £12.50-£100 and the venue has had a "No ID NO Entry" condition added to their license by Islington Council licencing, so all customers, regardless of age, must present Photo ID to be scanned upon arrival. Acceptable forms of ID are: original (no copies) valid passport, driving license, national ID, Validate cards (available to order on line within 24 hours) and Citizen cards. If you are caught drinking alcohol outside in Torrens St you may be subject to an on the spot £500 fine by Islington Council. Don't wave your mobile about when walking from the Tube to the club as some scrote may steal it (Just so you know, joy!)