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Event Time Sat 9th Dec 2023 at 12:45pm-Sat 9th Dec 2023 at 1:25pm
Event Location New Adelphi, Salford
Event Price £3 - £8 + Booking fee (see below)
Age Restrictions
Age restrictions: 18+
New Adelphi Theatre


Pay What You Can Ticket - £3 More Off Sale
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£0.50 fee
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New Adelphi Theatre

Iiiiiiiiit's Christmas - which means only one thing: a battle of the sexes - sailors vs pirates. Sailors love sex, rum and hitting each other. Pirates love gold, being mean and sunbathing.

Who will win this battle? You’ll have to buy a ticket to find out.

Look to the future now, it’s only just begun.

Starring Ellie Hemingway, Ben Morris, Lauren Cottey, Luca Taylor, Joshua Bellis, Len Thornewell, Toby Parker

Show Times:

Friday 8th December, 7:30pm-8:10pm

Saturday 9th December, 12:45pm-1:25pm

New Adelphi Theatre

Warnings: Suitable for 18+. 

Contains Strobe Lighting, Strong Language Sexual Themes and Misogyny

Admission: Pay What You Can

Pay What You Can is an ‘honesty box’ for the theatre. We and the artists will continue to programme and produce high quality events and ask you to pay what you can afford.

As a guide, for those in full time employment we would appreciate you donating between £5 and £10. We also understand people's income can be precarious, hence the lower price options. All revenue from ticket sales for events at New Adelphi Theatre will always go back to support professional artists, through residencies, commissions, touring work or for more bespoke projects where the student experience is enhanced through co-creation with arts professionals. We thank you for all your continued support.

Please note all bookings and donations come with a 50p booking fee.

Latecomers are permitted to this performance.

For students on Performance courses, please check Blackboard for information about ticket discounts.

Please note: checking the Wheelchair User option will also reserve a free seat for an essential companion.

If you require limited mobility access (step-free), please let a member of staff know upon arrival.

Accessibility is extremely important to us at the New Adelphi Theatre. If you have any accessibility requirements, please email Hannah at the box office at

When you arrive, the Box Office only needs to take the ticketholder’s name to check you in, however we can also scan any printed ticket or e-ticket you may present.

All tickets are non-allocated seating.

Click here for more information on accessibility and directions to the New Adelphi Building.


New Adelphi
University Rd, Salford M5 4BR, UK