DIRTY DIKE
Dike is an all-talking, all-breathing, fully-functioning rap FIEND.
Catch him on a peaceful one and he will most likely be sucking on king
prawns in the moonlight and throwing their discarded pink tails to
Cretian street hounds. Catch him on a mental one and he will be
seventeen quaddy voddys deep slurring
freestyles in a pair of rusty Pelle Pelle boxers and an odd pair of his
girlfriends socks to Cambridge University students…